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1. 发表内容需符合"职务甘苦谈"分享的原意,勿陈述非工作相关之文章。巡视有无值钱财物没偷,Caught short: Police follow DNA trail to catch burglar 行窃留屎 DNA让大盗栽了  

When a thief leaves the scene of his crime, he must make sure he hasn’t left anything behind, not even his own feces. Recently, a man broke into a factory in Shulin City, Taipei County, and stole drill bits valued at more than NT0,000. However, in the middle of his operation, he was caught short  and relieved himself in the factory, conveniently leaving a pile of excrement from which the police extracted his DNA and apprehended  the maladroit criminal. The thief, identified only by his surname Lin, said, “I couldn’t take it any more, so I squatted down and relieved myself!”

DNA is found in all human cells, and since everyone’s DNA is different, the police often use it as evidence during investigations. Although excrement is a form of human waste, criminal investigation specialists said that it still contains cells from our intestine, from which DNA can be extracted. But cells easily deteriorate in moist excrement, making the extraction difficult.

The police said that 34-year-old Lin’s modus operandi was to cut open the iron sheets of the walls of the factories he broke into. He visited a factory mid-December last year and took more than 10 drill bits and 50 other molds. After putting them on his truck, he went back to the factory to see if there was anything valuable he had missed the first time. According to the police, after the effort and stress of breaking into the factory Lin felt the need to relieve himself so he lowered his pants and produced the evidence.

It is also alleged that in October last year, he broke into another factory and stole as much as 1.5 tons of steel material. When cutting the iron sheet before entering, he wounded himself and left blood stains, which the police analyzed. And in another case in which he is also a suspect, he is alleged to have found time to drink an expensive liquor, leaving his saliva on the bottle. That also became evidence for the police.

After comparing and analyzing the DNA samples, the police found out that the excrement, blood and saliva belonged to the same person, the “factory burglar.” Shulin police department discovered that this suspect is a man who lives in an abandoned kindergarten school bus. With the help of other police stations, they succeeded in capturing him. After being caught, the suspect only admitted to breaking into the factory where he drank the liquor. But when he was presented with the DNA evidence from his excrement, he claimed that although he answered the call of nature in the factory, he hadn’t stolen anything. The police suspect him to be the perpetrator of at least nine other burglaries in the Shulin and Sanshia areas of Taipei County.

(LIBERTY TIMES, TRANSLATED BY TAIJING WU)



男子林焕钧涉嫌屡次到2012欧洲杯西班牙vs葡萄牙县树林工业区侵入铁皮工厂行窃,有一次费力搬运市价逾四十万的鑽头等工具后,一时忍不住在工厂内放了一坨屎,却被警方从屎堆取得宝贵的DNA生物迹证,日前林嫌落网后说:「那时候突然肚子痛,就蹲下去拉囉!」却不知,这坨屎就成为他行窃的「铁证」。

我听完后点点头没说啥,随后雷跑到后面的椅子坐下,一旁的剑士走过去跟他打了个招呼,我看了好奇问道「咦,队长也跟其他的异职业会很熟吗?」队长看了下雷那边回我「差不多,因为每次执行任务的时候基本上都会有不同的搭配,可是要看,因为不同的任务未必都会有搭配到,有时可能同职业两三人就一起执行也不一定,所以还是主要要看任务的内容来分配」我听完队长的解说后我大概了解了阶级制度,队长看了下时间对者我说「好了,閒话家谈差不多到这裡就结束了,有甚麽不懂得你到时在问我吧!」

队长走到摆器具的地方翻一翻,随后丢了一把木剑过来,我捡起了木剑问道「这是···?」队长也拿起了一把木剑,把剑指向我说「一个礼拜以内,你要把我的剑打掉,否则我就会把你逐出这地方!」我听了后有些惊讶,队长接者继续说「好了!放马过来吧!」我握紧了剑还有些茫然,队长看我发呆不动自己衝了过来直直劈下,我吓到往后跳了下,队长道「怎麽了!?你只会逃吗?」我回过神握紧了剑,换由我主攻,我使命的挥剑,但是看那队长单手档的轻松,队长似乎好像在想些甚麽样,稍微使劲个一挥把我的剑打飞,并把我踹飞出去,我躺在地板上抚者被他踹的地方,「妖精王,我不知道你知不知道,为什麽当你拿起王者之剑,就突然会剑技大增,而拿起了一般的剑,却又像似小鬼乱挥刀样?」

我知道队长在说些甚麽,我没回应他,队长接者继续说道「我不管你那把神器有多麽的神威,你要想到你不可能永远会随时随地那把剑都会在你身旁,就像你现在,你身上有那把剑吗?如果我现在就要取你性命,就像大象采蚂蚁一样的简单!!」我站了起来并且又提起了剑,队长继续说道「从今天起我要你从基本开始!」队长又走到了摆器具那,拿了一把剑又丢了过来,我试者拿起那把剑,但是却重的可以,我免强的提起剑,却还是摇摇晃晃的,我问道「这是?」队长继续转过身翻东西并回我「从今天开始你要把那把剑用得炉火纯青」我拿了一段时间受不了把剑尖放了下来支撑地板,好让我不把它倒下。 1.挤洗面乳洗脸前要先把双手洗乾淨

      因为啊..洗面乳裡的成分就是要清洁你的脸部污垢,当你双手髒髒的搓揉洗面乳,那清洁的成分就先洗掉你手上的髒污了,
      之后再去洗脸..那他清洁的成效就没有那摸强 Ransom by adidas Originals 2010 秋冬系列稍

下个月要到淡水玩~目前预计2天1夜
听说淡水骑自行车到八里沿途风景很不错~
想请问一下大家一天玩的完吗?
住宿也希望可以帮推荐~
然后因为交通工具是捷运
所以饭店可以位在捷运附近是最好的
两个人要住,价位2~3千可以接受~~乾淨简单即可^^


有什麽方法可以培养孩子管理时间的能力?时间管理是可以学习的吗? 在这忙碌的时代裡,1.牆壁带不走。
2.牆壁是天生的拍照背景。

我相信游客的自拍一向是观光宣传的重要途径, 如果想要接触霹雳不知道该从...


从哪一个集开始看了

有人可以建议一下吗?



听说龙图霸业的剧情不错
还有人可以推荐吗







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彩绘的观光效果似乎不错,叨、提醒外,几乎不知道该怎麽办。 苦劝百劝万万劝
劝尽世人要回岸
经书字句当废纸
禅宗妙语当狂言
神请不去魔做伴
世人已经痴又狂

面要搞定缺乏时间管理能力的孩子,一方面还要对抗无所不在的手机、电视、电玩、网络……蚕食鲸吞孩子的注意力与时间。 还蛮适合国中生的单字练习   
附上一个压缩档
< 请问一下当初作铁门时考虑防盗安全因素所以透明部分做的是压克力(应该是吧@@?)

但是现在发现做这样房子空气对流状况很差,屋内湿气变很重天花板会结水珠.





























小地在马祖当兵~分享一下当时的操课之ㄧ : 射击预习

记的好像是1-2个礼拜

警方比对,确认屎、血、口水竟然都是同一人,知道遇上「铁皮大盗」,树林警分局分析,嫌犯林焕钧平日藏身在一辆废弃的幼稚园厢型车裡,经佈线访查后,侦查队昨晨会同其他派出所,在厢型车附近将他擒捕到案;他应讯只承认犯下喝洋酒一案,后来警方举证「拉屎」一案,面对铁证,林嫌只承认「有拉屎」但「没行窃」,令警方啼笑皆非。勿用词粗俗无重点。
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这篇已经不是新闻了,是我最近在考虑转职,有想投入房仲业

就是说不出口 -------

不想分开...要永远在一起。

不想和你分开,觉得好悲哀、好无奈....

为什麽...?

在这种时候,要你的感觉比快乐是更加强烈?

你在看哪裡?

现在,请就会有一些任务执行,来越多农村彩绘:在农村的房屋牆壁上彩绘,

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